once upon a time i fell in love with a very FESHAL girl.

this FESHAL was quite proud to be FREE years old.

she loved eating FARTIES candy,

and the occasional FREAT of ordering a FRITE at a restaurant.

her favorite thing to wear was her navy blue FARKLE shoes,
especially when her momma gave in and let her wear them with socks.

she liked everything to be in its own FESHAL FOT in her room,

and enjoyed FINNING around and around while dancing to music.

she did not like any kind of bugs or FIDERS.

in fact she freaked out if she even FOT she saw one.
she also really, really did not like FANKINGS.

one night at dinner her daddy noticed we had a new brand of jelly.

he asked what happened to the smuckers?

the FESHAL girl liked to be just like her daddy,

so immediately she asked if she liked %UCKERS jelly too?

*this is a true story about a girl named adelaide.

she talked our ears off by day, 
then continued entertaining us with her babble over the monitor at night. 

the main character in this tale had quite an extensive vocabulary.

although she could not say most s blends at the beginning of words,
that did not slow down her talking one bit.

she just replaced all those silly s blends with f sounds and kept right on chatting,

all the while having no clue how ridiculously cute she was.
but trust me we noticed how cute she was often,
and smiled at her even more.