Friday, September 11, 2009

THAT'S SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED...

can i interest you in the house specialty?
we are featuring our very own BERKELEY MARTINI.

it's a quite simple recipe-
1 PART RUPTURED ANAL GLAND,
2 PARTS ANTIBIOTIC,
shaken, not stirred.

CHEERS!

11 comments:

AM said...

Our kitty came home last night with one too!

It is so sad isn't it?

Wishing your 'tini a speedy recovery!!

http://sh0rtclare.blogspot.com/2009/09/once-there-was-way-to-get-back-homeward.html

megan said...

Poor Berk!

HoboBaby said...

Ewwwwww!! We've had our share of anal gland issues. It's never, ever pretty. Hope you all recover quickly.

Jill said...

How does THAT happen? Dare I ask???

Amanda said...

Ruptured anal gland? That is just wrong!

Anonymous said...

i love the inappropriateness of this post. geez, i needed that today

Brittney said...

you are hilarious! love this post!!!!

Finally an Abrigg..... said...

Ohhhh the anal SACKS. We've had to take Charlie to get hers expressed. Probably one of the most foul smelling things ever. So sorry.

kristin fulghum said...

sick.

Jenn said...

Annalee you gave me a good laugh! Funny but not...poor baby. Hope she gets better soon! Love ya
Jenn

Kelli said...

That does not sound fun. For anyone.